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Interviewer: Where you were born?
Candidate: Texas
Interviewer: Which part?
Candidate: The whole body


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The family has gathered in the lawyer's office for the reading of Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife, Esther, I leave our house, all our land, and $1 million. To my son, Barry, I leave my Lexus, the Jaguar, and $500,000. And to my brother-in-law, Jeff, who always insisted to me that health is better than wealth, I leave my exercise equipment!"


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Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable!


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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.


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Love your neighbor, just watch out for her husband






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I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim's improving


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My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said


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Mother-in-law to her son-in-law: “When you’re dead, I’ll dance in your grave.”
Son-in-law: “If you promise to keep your word, I’m being buried at sea"


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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be


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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice






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